#2331: Portiles

Imagine if you could make, say, the hull of a spacecraft or an architectural design or a rocket motor with ports or doors which could be easily repositioned in its surface.

Today’s invention is to adapt the children’s 15-tile puzzle to allow this.

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A cylindrical skin would be made using curved tiles.

These would be free to slide axially or circumferentially, one at a time.

This would cause the open port(s) to change position.

When its new location had been arrived at, a window, an exhaust nozzle, an open frame or a hinged hatch could be inserted in a given aperture to ensure that the pattern was maintained until the next reconfiguration was needed.

#2330: Steerslide

Today’s invention is another new steering wheel.

This consists of a circular disc, bonded to the dashboard so that it can’t turn.

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Two flexible handgrips, linked by a bar, clip onto the outer rim of the wheel. The grips would be coded so as to be usable only in one vehicle.

These are wirelessly connected to the steering mechanism of the vehicle so that their rotational position directs the car.

Steering would thus be inertia-free and the wheel, being stationary, could accommodate all manner of extra interfaces.

The driver would remove the grips on leaving the car, making stealing it impossible.

#2329: SeemingSeams

Tailored suits have slightly less precise stitching than those that are made on a sewing machine.

This acts as another identifier of something bespoke and hand-made (beyond the personalised fit).

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Today’s invention is a modified sewing machine which makes stitches in suits, or shirts -subject to a small, tuneable amount of ‘noise’ in terms of needle positioning.

This allows even-off-the peg clothing to appear somewhat more like a prestige product.

#2328: BounceBelts

Imagine a new form of tracked vehicle.

Today’s invention is a track which naturally forms a circle and which, if displaced from this shape, will attempt to spring back.

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Now wrap this track around the wheels of a vehicle, as shown.

This allows it to be driven forward by the large sprocket wheels as usual, but instead of having road wheels which run at ground level, the whole system is held well above the ground and supported on the sprung tracks.

The special track could actually be made of a conventional track, inverted and shortened somewhat.

This approach provides extra suspension over very rough terrain as well as some additional protection from IEDs and mines.

#2327: StreetSeen

I designed this advertisement for the HTC One competition recently.

In so doing, I thought up today’s invention.

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Given the effort involved in all of that pasting up adverts on hoardings, why not instead project the ads, using existing streetlights?

Advertisers could pay for each light in front of a hoarding to be equipped with a computer-controlled mini projector, powered from the light’s own electricity supply.

This would allow each hoarding to show a variety of different ads at different times, eg school run or afternoon drive-time. These projected ads could be films.

The films could even be made silent, but with a soundtrack that people could hear via the radio as they drove or walked by.

#2326: Swarmeteor

It seems that penguins in a huddle move around so that each one has to face the Antarctic wind for only a fraction of the time.

We now have cubesats theoretically capable of exhibiting such swarm-like behaviour in space.

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Today’s invention is a way for a large number of such small satellites to safely re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere, together, rather than burning up individually.

These mini spaceships would fly in close formation so that those at the front would be friction-heated by the atmosphere.

They would then fire retro rockets differentially and thus flow from front to back of the swarm, being continuously replaced at the front (a) by cooler ones from the rear (b).

Those devices with the most precious samples or data could be allowed more time at the back or even inside the swarm, in order to minimise the thermal damage to them.

These systems could then be recovered and reused.

#2325: NetNest

Airlines are very sensitive to the costs of their operations, so reducing the weight of aircraft is important.

Today’s invention is therefore a hammock-like seat for airlines with a much smaller mass than a conventional seat.

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This would be made of a netting bag with a fold-down seat unit built-in.

A passenger could carry this aboard themselves and attach it to a hook in the roof.

The attachment might include a spring/damper/hinge unit to limit the amount of motion during eg turbulence. There might also be an elasticated cord between seat and floor.

Such a design would also speed boarding and egress, since the seats are easy to move past, automatically reverting to a narrow rope shape when not in use.

#2324: ProfilePieces

I’m no fan of monarchy, to say the least, but today’s invention is illustrated by the queen of england.

It’s a chess piece made using the figure/ground illusion.

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More specifically, the idea is to create chess sets, each piece of which would be made from the profile of one of some set of famous people, rotated about their vertical axis.

It could be the royal family of your choice, the 1966 world cup side or one of the Game of Thrones dynasties.

This would help to make chess more accessible to people who find knights, rooks and bishops hard to identify with.

#2323: ForeveRings

3D printing is exciting, but it’s never going to revolutionise the world of manufacture on its own.

Today’s invention is a niche application of this technology.

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Bracelets and other items of jewellery are often hard to fit precisely.

Imagine if you could place your arm on a pad within a machine and have it print eg a close-fitting, solid bracelet around your wrist, while you waited.

The semi-permanence of this kind of approach could substitute for tattoos. Also, engaged couples could wear rings that were physically irremovable (or at least tamper-evident).

#2322: Pindemnity

As a visual thinker, I’m a devotee of Pinterest.

They take copyright of images seriously, but they get around the accusation of infringement by allowing site users to make links to their favourite images, so that their ownership, or at least origin, is made clear.

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It’s implicit in the Pinterest business model that if I merely link to your images, you will be served rather than inconvenienced.

I have a number of images on my home machine some of which I have copied (for nonprofit teaching purposes). These I’d like to have appear on Pinterest so that more people would be able to view and appreciate them.

The ownership of a subset of these pictures is unknown.

Today’s invention is a browser plugin which will automatically attempt to upload images to one of my Boards.

Each time it does this, it will perform a Google ‘search by image’ and if it finds a version of the image online, pins that instead.

This provides me with infringement protection via the above rationale.