The Future

Who was it who said that the best way to predict the future was to invent it? –Alan Kay.

Well, I continue to invent daily, or at least come up with concepts, some of which may be the basis of something real.

Unfortunately, I didn’t inherit shares in an emerald mine or a family real-estate business and I’m not much good as an employee, but I still need to eat.

For these reasons, I have no choice but to put my ideas from now on, behind a paywall (Hell, if BoingBoing.net can do it…).

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If you have an interest in accessing these, then the cost will be $300 per month (ie $10 per idea). This buys you an opportunity to look at the ideas and make a provisional patent application for any of them that you choose, in competition with my other subscribers, or to just use them to generate product sales if that’s more appropriate to your business).

I will make no claims to any of the resulting ‘intellectual property’, once I’ve been paid.

I am open to discussions about my helping develop ideas into actual products, but that would be chargeable in addition (based on 30 years’ experience). Do please contact me, in any event, via sales@hawkshawinnovation.com

All the best,
Patrick

#2935: TrojanTanks

Everyone has heard about the use of inflatable tanks to deceive the enemy’s intelligence work.

Today’s idea takes that approach a step further.

Dummy tanks can be made for a tiny fraction of the cost of a real one, but these have only been used as static decoys. So imagine making a huge number of them from say plywood with a thin steel skin, each one equipped with a remote controlled chassis from some kind of quadbike. They might have internal loudspeakers and smoke generators too.

Quadbikes and skin kits could be airdropped beside conventional armour for a sudden attack if necessary.

Now equip all your real tanks with an outer skin of plywood and thin steel, so that they are indistinguishable from the fake ones (even using eg thermal imaging).

When battle commences, an enemy army will be intimidated and confused by the size of their opposition and waste ammunition firing at many fake, rolling tanks.

Some of these vehicles will be surprisingly fast moving, adding to the confusion and making target selection much more difficult.

#2934: FiltrEight

Say you want to make a filter or a catalyst and you use incompressible, cylindrical fibres. Even when the fibres are packed together as closely as possible, there will be a guaranteed minimum volume between them (through which a fluid might percolate).

(If you use square section fibres, they might align, in the worst case, so as to give effectively zero volume between them).

Today’s invention is to use fibres for your device which are regular octagons in cross section.

These provide a minimum flow volume -which is way better than those with square cross section and just a little bit better than purely cylindrical fibres.

Octagonal ones may well offer the best possible minimum porosity, but this hasn’t been proven yet.

In an application which is super sensitive to the pressure drop through the system, this small difference in flow space might be significant.

#2933: SpinSpecs

Today’s invention is sunglasses with swappable combinations of lenses.

The lenses are fitted to a vertical post at the junction of the across-the-face bridge and the over-the-ear leg (a weakness in almost all spectacles). The specs would fold up as usual.

Onto this post would slide a number of turnable collars, one for each lens (shown in different colours).

When not in use, lenses would be flat against each other, providing a ‘blinker’ design down the leg.

This would allow a combination of lenses to be superimposed on each eye, for different colour viewing effects.

For someone who needs them, prescription lenses could be used here, as could photo- or electrochromatic ones.

Similarly, when using augmented reality, a lens with display information could be incorporated and rotated out of the way when not needed.

#2932: CargoCharger

I believe that a C5 transport jet can fly at about Mach 0.7 .

Today’s invention aims to increase the top speed of all such transport planes with a rear pallet loading system (and a strong enough air frame).

It might get in the way of airdrops, but imagine a pallet consisting of a liquid fuel jet engine. The rear door could be opened and the jet smoothly ignited to provide a burst of thrust to evade eg SAM missiles or to effect a sharper take off whenever necessary.

The jet pallet itself could be parachuted out and recovered if stowage forward needed to be dropped.

#2931: JiggLens

Many motorists say, after crashing into a motorbiker, “I just didn’t see you.”

This can happen in good visibility, when the bike rider is bedecked in dayglo colours and his headlight is on.

One problem seems to be that it’s easy to overlook a single oncoming headlight, or even a fixed bank of spotlights, because its hard to see things that aren’t moving relative to the observer.

Some instructors suggest wiggling your front forks a little if you feel you haven’t been seen. This is fine but a) this may not be safe to do and b) there is still guesswork around whether the motorcyclist’s headlight has been registered.

Today’s invention offers a cheap approach to increased riding safety.

A thin plastic lens is attached to the headlight, using a couple of small springs. The lens may need a small weight attached.

The springs/mass system is chosen so that a wide variety of road surfaces will cause the lens to oscillate chaotically across the headlight lens.

Without losing any of the light’s output, the jiggling of the beam will make a motorcyclist much more detectable.

#2930: HighStanding

Many statues of famous historical figures are now controversial, because those figures may have behaved badly by today’s standards.

Today’s invention gives people back some control of whose statues appear in their cities.

Imagine a statue on a plinth of variable height.

People can express approval or disapproval by eg typing in their email address at one of a number of terminals in a town square.

The statue plinth is mounted on a hydraulic cylinder whose height increases with the number of supportive entries made.

Similarly, if a statue’s popularity falls below a certain threshold, it will withdraw below street level and be replaced by the statue of somebody else on a list.

#2929: GroUndulation

Today’s invention is a mountain bike (or go-kart) circuit which incorporates sections of these reconfigurable mould surfaces as track components.

This would allow eg racing to occur using a different circuit for every race.

For racing inside a hangar, sections could be mounted on lockable wheels so as to allow lengths of the track to be quickly swapped in and out, thus providing a great deal more challenge for riders and interest for spectators.

#2928: LeftisLife

It’s common knowledge among drug manufacturers that pills dissolve into the bloodstream much faster when you lie on your right side.

Someday soon we may have pills which can steer themselves within the stomach, in order to maximise their effectiveness.

Today’s invention is a visual reminder for emergency services personnel, or members of the public, who come upon a suspected overdose victim. It takes the form of a label for eg paracetamol bottles that shows someone being rolled onto their LEFT side: “LeftisLife”.

This will greatly delay absorption of whatever they have taken and perhaps save their life.

#2927: TarmacVac

One of the problems with airliners with low-slung engines is that they are vulnerable to picking up trash when taxiing or on the runway.

Today’s invention extracts some benefit from this.

Imagine a bank of jet engines which have been withdrawn from flight service mounted on a vehicle with their intakes pointed towards the tarmac.

The engines have their intakes behind a strong mesh screen, which can be slid away for cleaning, when stones, rubbish or stray metalwork have been collected.

The vehicle, which could be made autonomous, drives around an airport cleaning all the flat areas where planes go.

A smaller version of this would be useful for the flight decks of aircraft carriers.

These jet engines may need to be rotated out and repaired, but they would not be subject to any flight regulations and could therefore be operated relatively cheaply.