#1871: PhotoPhony

Cameras and phones are merging at the point-and-shoot end of the market. Novel products jostle for position by bolting on features such as Wi-Fi and GPS capabilities.

Today’s invention is based on this frenzy and is aimed at anyone who likes to travel but doesn’t want the bother of staring through a lens…

Imagine a device with which you hope to capture a stunning photograph at some beauty spot.

GPS and comms signals can track your location. A server somewhere will make a good guess at the scene you are viewing and send you some display-sized candidate images from a selection of expert shots. You choose one and show all your admiring friends the result of ‘your’ artistry on the back of your device.

You could even insert group shots of your friends and nudge them into position -or choose photos taken during a different season/time of day.

#1870: Forgeframe

Today’s invention is an application of this amazing machine.

It would allow the forming of a bicycle frame from a single steel tube.

Obviously some welds would still be required eg where the seat post passes over the crossbar (and to attach the various cycle parts).

The making of the frame could be performed very much more quickly than by the conventional process of cutting and brazing multiple pipe sections.

#1869: IrisIron

A research supervisior of mine once explained that getting iron fragments from munitions inside the eye had blinded many servicemen.

Today’s invention is a way to use magnmetic material to help improve vision.

Imagine three (or more) contact lenses joined to form a strip of varying optical power and placed on the iris as shown. These would have tiny ferromagnetic particles moulded into the edge.

A set of small, strong electromagnets embedded in the (optically neutral) glasses frames could be switched on and off in sequence to translate the lenses across the lubricated eye surface and thus offer a much more flexible visual augmentation than any normal lenses or glasses.

Ideally, the change in lenses could be driven by detection of a long blink for ‘move right’ and two such blinks for ‘move left’.

#1868: Unwrapencil

Today’s invention is a way to make pencils so that when sharpened, they reveal a hidden message, or the frames of a comic strip.

A graphite core would be wrapped in tape in the shape of a helical strip (just like a continuous piece of sharpening).

This would have some message preprinted upon it, so that when inserted into a sharpener and turned, a precise thickness would be removed, corresponding exactly to the depth of the applied tape.

(This could be used to enliven eg promotional pencils by including a secret web address or even a joke).

#1867: Crowdsafe

It seems that significant numbers of people wearing earphones are so absorbed in their music that they step into the path of oncoming vehicles.

This will become an increasing problem when vehicles become electrically-driven.

Today’s invention offers improved safety for these people. It takes the form of a microphone mounted on the headphones.

When other people see you about to step off the curb at a dangerous moment, they simply say the word ‘HALT’ or some other easy, universal keyword -even if they are across the street.

The headphone system is programmed to detect and recognise this term and will at once issue a verbal warning to the wearer.

This might say “Stop MrX” or simply deliver a loud, simulated engine noise or screeching brakes to one ear.

In this way, an individual can be more safe because of the vigilance of the crowd around him.

#1866: Clapbelt

Everyone who has ever had children travel in their car will understand what a total pain it is that they can never seem to do up their own seatbelts.

It takes children years to develop the dexterity and focus to strap themselves in and even then when you ask…”are you buckled in?” the answer can’t be fully trusted until they are about 25.

Today’s invention is a small speaker module which clips on to the buckle of a child seat. When the seat buckle is locked, a circuit is made that causes a sound chip in the module to emit a brief message -eg applause or a congratulatory remark.

This provides added incentive to a child to try to clip themselves in safely and also confirms for a parent in the front that this has been achieved.

The incentive might be further increased by having the module record and mention the name of the individual child in question.

#1865: Anechollection

There are some people who are still diehard collectors of vinyl LPs.

These folk will often have shelves packed with records (as shown in cross-section A).

Today’s invention is in the form of triangular inserts (pale blue) for the shelves (B).

Such additions would still allow the LPs to be conveniently stored, but they would also act as the absorptive surfaces of an anechoic chamber -providing a better, isolated listening environment for purist, old-school audiophiles.

#1864: Equalisear

There is concern that people who listen to personal stereos are doing danage to their hearing.

Today’s invention is a set of earphones which periodically require the user to undertake a hearing test.

A range of tones would be played to the wearer and they would record hearing each by tapping on the outer of one earpiece.

This response would be recorded, allowing a personal profile of hearing sensitivity to be created.

This would then be used to modify the earpiece outputs so that hard to hear elements for each ear would be boosted (whilst always keeping the volume below a damaging level for the individual).

#1863: Envelock

Rapid prototyping or additive manufacture might, in future, be used not just for products but for innovative packaging.

Today’s invention is an example of this approach: a tamper-evident display container for eg an expensive chronometer.

The box would be built up of multiple layers of transparent goop, with the watch on the inside.

On completion, it would consist of two nested components: an inner with a wrist-like support for the watch strap and an outer wall.

The inner and outer would be prevented from rotating by two small cylindrical lock features.

On purchasing the watch, the outer wall would be rotated about the inner, snapping off the lock features and allowing the valuable contents to be extracted through the resulting gap.

#1862: ShootShare

A young man I know has taken the initiative and managed to get his community council to equip the local park with a basketball hoop.

These are expensive and so today’s invention is intended to help people play competitive games with only one.

The hoop and its frame would be mounted on a wheeled base, running in a semicircular track, as shown (A-B).

Immediately one team gets possession, the hoop flashes around to the end they are playing towards.

The movement could be powered by an electric motor, but I fancy the idea of two teams of supporters, vying, under an official’s supervision, to move the hoop to let their side score.