Much as I love the idea of the paperless office, I know better than to think it’s happening anytime soon.
Today’s invention is a laptop the (strongly built) hinge action of which can be used to
enable a stapler to clip together papers placed between lid and base
allow paper placed there to be embossed (with eg a company seal)
cause paper to be cut by corresponding sharp metal edges built into one side of the screen and one side of the base.