#901: SpringSeats

Airline seats, unless you can afford business class+, are a source of great discomfort. From a ticket buyer’s point of view, the major issue is a lack of room to wiggle one’s legs occasionally in transit (which can have health implications such as deep-vein thrombosis).

How about providing 16% more legroom (on average)? That’s the estimated decrease in seat utilisation across the US, since the onset of the current financial reality check.

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Today’s invention is to make more use of the existing floor rails in airliners. A single, floor-level, catch (a little like one of those clamping tie-racks) would release a block of seats to slide, under the influence of springs between them. The fraction of unbooked ones would be pressed up against a bulkhead, leaving others free so that their interseat distance would be automatically equally distributed (and increased).

The catch would then be re-engaged, locking all seats in their new, more comfortable locations.

#900: Scareware

I’m interested in using physiology to reduce crime: specifically those crimes in which someone is being threatened with injury if they fail to hand over money -or information.

It seems that if you are really scared, it can be reliably detected by an increased heartrate and a decreased skin temperature. There is very little that one can do consciously to change these effects if one is being menaced (assuming you haven’t been schooled in meditation).

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An example might be when someone is taken at knifepoint to an ATM and told to withdraw some money. If the system is equipped with sensors which can detect unusual readings indicative of fear, then it will override even the correct pin number entry and refuse to dispense cash.

Such systems would require a touchpad to detect the variation from normal of an individual’s values, a fingerprint reader and a sign that says “This bank is protected so that withdrawals are prevented if customers are under threat”. In this way a polygraph-like device is used to protect a potential victim, rather than incriminate a suspect. This could also be applied to transport under threat of hijacking.

I’d suggest equipping such systems with a camera, activated when fear is detected, in order to gain evidence against an aggressor.

#899: FlushBrush

Toilet brushes…can you think of anything less sanitary?

Admittedly, sometimes you just need to give the toilet bowl an extra clean down, to avoid being embarrassed and to maintain your membership of the decent human beings club…but I’m never keen to go near that not-quite-white brush handle lurking in the corner.

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Today’s invention is a dispenser from which icecream cones (stained blue) can be obtained. These are incredibly cheap and surprisingly strong.

A graphic on the box shows someone inserting some toilet tissues in the open end of the cone and then using this device to clean the loo.

After use, the whole thing is dropped in and flushed away harmlessly.

#898: Potstops

It’s a source of great irritation that the gas stove on which I cook has an iron framework intended to hold the pots above the nozzles. This gets all too easily snagged on everything (eg passing tea towels) so that hot pots regularly teeter -it’s anything but safe.

Today’s invention is a two-part fitting which can be attached to a wide range of pots and pans. One half consists of an adjustable steel strap which holds a bayonet fitting onto the base of the pan.

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The other end clips a bayonet fitting to the gas flame outlet. This holds the pot at the correct level above the heat and allows each item to be attached or detached by rotating the handle through say 60 deg, but prevents anything from knocking the hot containers accidentally off the stove.

#897: InfiniTee

Whilst still thinking about customer loyalty, I came across a much loved (and somewhat washed-out) T shirt from a store in the Canadian Rockies.

This inspired today’s invention: the everlasting T shirt. Just as in some coffee shops, you pay once and get unlimited refills free, the idea here is that people could buy (or be given free, with orders over a certain value) a T shirt carrying the logo and web address etc of the store in question.

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This would be date-stamped and when, say, two years had elapsed, you could roll back up to the shop in question, wearing your shirt, and be given a new one, free (handing in the old one for recycling).

This would provide extra publicity for the shop in question and increase the chances of customers making return visits.

#896: BuyMinded

According to a recent edition of the Harvard Review, if you alert people to some behaviour undertaken by others in a similar situation, then they too will tend to conform to that behaviour. The classic example is saying ‘most people who stayed in this room reused their towels’. The example cited has to be true, of course.

Websites like Amazon encourage people to make online purchases in this way by collecting and publishing data about how many bought what from each page.

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Today’s invention is a system which applies this to support bricks and mortar shops in a mall, for example. It would simply consist of an electronic display at the doorway stating “We are proud that X% of people who shopped here today are returning customers” (a figure derived from the credit and store card data from tills across the establishment).

This would predispose folk to being in buying mode and help promote sales under difficult conditions.

#895: FlapFan

Today’s invention is a low-efficiency ceiling fan (they all are).

This takes the form of a number of belts which each form an ‘L’ shape and which are driven by a small motor within the central fixture. As the main body of the fan rotates, at varying speed about its vertical axis, so the belts will be flung outwards to a lesser or greater extent, creating different circulation patterns within the room.

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The circulation of the individual belts preserves their life and, being coated with a somewhat sticky material, allows them to catch flies as they rotate. These would be scraped off into a small tank within the fan’s hub and the belts could be easily removed for washing.

#894: HeadSpin

No headgear will stop a bullet, but helmets are intended primarily to deflect eg shrapnel or falling masonry.

Today’s invention is a new form of helmet. A hardened outer shell is located, as usual, on a tight-fitting padded liner.

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In this case, if the shell is subject to small, radial impacts, it will move inwards and collide with the raised brow-bumper.

In the event of a more tangential strike, the shell is free to rotate about the top boss, allowing otherwise penetrative impacts to glance off. The boss might contain a spring and damper mechanism (in both axial and radial directions) in order to dissipate a higher proportion of the ballistic energy.

#893: Traveledge

Although we like to think that the world has shrunk, in fact many places are effectively off-limits to large sections of humanity. Today’s invention is a website designed to illustrate this to individuals.

A site visitor would be asked a series of questions, in the form of pulldown menus and tick boxes, -such as where they live, their age, their travel mode preferences, their medical history, any convictions, insurance status, contact with wildlife or farm animals, disposable income, party political allegiances, citizenship etc…

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(Having eg deep-vein thrombosis, being under 18, having had a communist parent or requiring more medical cover than your wealth allows would all greatly limit the countries to which one could journey or be admitted).

This would then create a map of the world indicating those destinations to which the person could gain access.

#892: HingeFins

Today’s invention offers a way to increase swimming speed for eg lifeguards.

Instead of the usual webbed palm paddles, the idea is for the swimmer to wear a neoprene sleeve on each forearm. A hinge (lightly-sprung closed and with a backstop to limit opening) connects each of these to a semicylindrical plastic blade.

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On reaching forward, the semicylinder’s end slices through the water and drag force is very small. As the power stroke initiates, it opens the blade from the sleeve, catching a large scoop of water and provides enhanced thrust.

As the arm retreats through the water and up into the air, the blade is forced back flush with the forearm and the process repeats.