I hate things that are made in the shape of other things for absolutely no reason.
Today’s invention is however a vacuum cleaner which can be disguised as a standard lamp.
Why? Well I live in a small house with a necessarily large vacuum cleaner. I have nowhere to store this other than in the living room where I have to look at its red and black ugliness all the time.
I propose a version in neutral matt colouring which would come with the additional components (indicated here in red). These would be a tall neck to hide the hose, a lampshade and a bulb unit, powered via the same cable as the cleaner.
The column of the lamp would be made of the vacuum cleaner tube, so that when you need to clean up, the extra parts are easily slipped off and set to one side.