#1835: AmpRamp

A genuinely better mousetrap is hard to come up with.

Today’s invention is intended not for domestic use, but for when plagues of rodents descend on stockpiled food resources.

A very large number of rats or mice would be channeled onto a rotating belt. The belt surface would move backwards but still allow rats to make net progress along it.

As this belt moved, it would spin up a generator whose output was wired to metal plates embedded within the belt itself.

This would allow the kinetic energy of a flood of vermin to electrocute a proportion of the running rats, causing their bodies to be discarded (mostly) into a pile at the upstream end.

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