#1782: Crustwich

There has been much talk in the press about the cheapest possible sandwich.

Today’s invention is an alternative to the toast sandwich.

It’s the crust-and-air sandwich.

Cut say two or three crusts off each slice of bread and place them as shown on one lower slice. Butter to taste and add the other slice.

As apparently thick as a regular sandwich but only 66.7% as many calories as the equivalent toast sandwich.

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