Archive for: January 2013

30th January 2013

#2246: Burstoroid

Filed under: Feasible inventions - 30 Jan 2013

A burst tyre is something to be avoided. In particular a tyre which shreds when an aircraft lands or a lorry passes over some sharp ironwork can have catastrophic consequences.

Today’s invention is therefore a simple backup.

backupwheel

A vehicle with many wheels would have some subset of its tyres constructed in the following way.

These tyres would have a solid inner tyre moulded into them during manufacture.

When the outer rubber surface is damaged and deflation occurs, this inner tyre would contact the ground as the outer fragments were torn away.

This would allow control to be maintained until the vehicle could be brought to a stop.

Although this would add a small weight penalty, the improvement in safety would be significant.

29th January 2013

#2245: Streamstile

Filed under: Possible inventions - 29 Jan 2013

The dynamics of crowds always fascinate me. I’m particularly keen on smoothing people flows, as you might streamline or laminarise the movement of a fluid.

Today’s invention attempts to provide a solution to one of the main problems of ticket barriers.

barrierspeed

People walk up to existing barriers, stop, insert ticket, wait, receive ticket and plunge through the open gate.

If the barrier dislikes their ticket, the process is further complicated by the need for the person to collect it and reverse into the face of the oncoming masses.

Instead, imagine a barrier of the type shown. A person (dark blue) puts the edge of their ticket in an open slot (with the gate in the closed, turquoise position).

They must walk smoothly forwards as the machine reads their ticket, never letting it go.

Reaching the red location, the barrier decides to move the gate to the open (pink) position or to keep it closed.

In this event, the person still clutching their ticket is directed around a U-turn into a space between queueing passengers (rather than bumping into them). They can then seek assistance from an attendant in the usual way.

This eliminates all the stopping and reversals associated with normal barriers.

Although there would be fewer outlets, the increased speed of egress would more than compensate for this, and thus boost net flowrates of passengers.

28th January 2013

#2244: TailTurner

Filed under: Possible inventions - 28 Jan 2013

I was inspired today by this little robot’s ability to change direction very rapidly.

This works by conservation of angular momentum of the whole system (car+tail). As the tail whips around in one direction, the body spins in the opposite direction to meet it.

scissorcar

Having low friction feet means that the robot can make these turns with very small frictional losses.

All this set me thinking about today’s invention: a car with a tail.

Such a vehicle would carry some mass at the end of a hinged cantilever tail (this might be where the fuel was stored).

The hinge would be powered by a fast-response electric motor.

Using four fat conventional tyres would result in significant damage to them on every tight turn, so it might be necesssary to equip the vehicle with more, computer-steerable wheels (including perhaps under the tail itself).

The accelerations induced would still of course need to be less than would cause damage to the occupants, but in principle such a vehicle could make very rapid changes of direction (perhaps useful for a military vehicle attempting to evade incoming missiles).

This form of transport could be made more comfortable by having seats which rotated in coordination with changes in direction, but more gradually, keeping the occupants’ backs against the seatbacks.

27th January 2013

#2243: SledHeads

Filed under: Feasible inventions - 27 Jan 2013

Athletes in the various bobsled events go to enormous lengths to achieve greater speed.

Today’s invention is a new form of helmet attachment.

sledheads

The pilot would have a (yellow) biconcave spacer attached to his helmet.

Similar fitments would be applied to the pushers in eg a four-man bob.

The brakeman would have a tapering helmet attachment as shown (blue).

This would allow a crew to press their heads together during a run and thus greatly smooth their combined aerodynamic profile.

#2242: SparClean

Filed under: Feasible inventions - 27 Jan 2013

My parents told me stories of people in the Middle East doing their laundry in rivers by bashing their soaped clothes against flat rocks.

Perhaps they still do this dhobi work, since apparently it’s a cheap and very effective way to get even grimy shirts immaculate.

Jean_Scheijen_gloves

Today’s invention is related to dhobi laundry and was inspired by this punchbag used as a dirty clothes basket.

Imagine a heavy punchbag into which you put your laundry items and a squirt of detergent.

A hose is used to pour warm water in at the top and effluent runs into a drain or water butt on the ground below.

The user would punch the loaded bag, which would be a significant training exercise.

This would force water through the fabric, cleaning it effectively and with less electricity being used.

#2241: Locompass

Filed under: Feasible inventions - 27 Jan 2013

A Yale lock works by having a key drive pins radially outwards until they no longer stop an inner core (orange) from rotating inside its housing (yellow).

This design can be compromised by anyone with a wire (insert wire, drive one pin upwards out of the way, put circumferential pressure on the barrel to keep it there -and repeat until all pins are raised).

locompass

Today’s invention makes picking such a lock significantly harder.

Instead of one set of pins there would be say eight sets arrayed circumferentially.

The required key would be star-shaped in section and could not easily be substituted for by any collection of wires or skeleton keys, due to the limited space and level of dexterity required.

The key would carry a red dot at the 12 o’clock position, to enable correct insertion into the lock.

25th January 2013

#2240: Canalamaran

Filed under: Possible inventions - 25 Jan 2013

The Panama canal has been a massive boon to world trade.

Ships are now becoming so large, however, that they are starting to exceed the Panamax standard (the size of the largest vessels which can pass through).

canalamaran

This limitation is caused mostly by the dimensions of the canal locks. Today’s invention is a way for huge vessels still to make use of this canal and others around the world (without enormously costly increases to canal dimensions).

Imagine a ship like the one on the left which has an enormous draft and is supported and stabilised by two large outriggers whilst at sea.

Just before it arrives at a canal lock, the outriggers engage with tractor units (orange), running on rollers, which can move along the two-metre wide concrete towpath on each side.

These can be hydraulically jacked up to take a sizeable fraction of the weight, so that the ship’s hull need not be fully accommodated by the depth of the canal, allowing it to carry its cargo between oceans.

#2239: SkyStrings

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 25 Jan 2013

Today’s invention is a massive musical instrument, based on a construction crane.

This would have several cables suspended from trolleys on the main boom.

harp

The cables would have different weights attached, each of which would also incorporate a loudspeaker chamber (red, yellow and blue).

Using a computer to control trolley movements, these could be made to bump into each other, creating some loud chords across the building site.

It would be a challenge to write some popular music for such an instrument.

Failing which, this might be used, when not actually building, as a modern equivalent of a clock tower’s bells, striking the hour.

#2238: BlastBrush

Filed under: Possible inventions - 25 Jan 2013

Today’s invention is a toothbrush which fires water (red) at one’s teeth whilst brushing, but which also then sucks the debris (blue) out of the mouth and down the sink.

The suction would operate just as the tube they force into your mouth at the dentist’s does -except that this would be much less invasive and uncomfortable.

BlastBrush

The supply pressure at the tap would be used to drive water through a nozzle in the brush head, greatly accelerating the flow.

The dirty water extraction could be powered by the normal vibration motor in the handle, which would also drive a small peristaltic pump.

#2237: Remotoroll

Filed under: Possible inventions - 25 Jan 2013

I was caught in deep snow, on a hill, this evening. My 2-wheel drive vehicle went so far up and no further. I wanted to push it to the kerb but was scared that any momentum would cause it to career backwards into various parked cars/ lamposts/ trees.

Today’s invention is an attempt to help people push their vehicles with more control than can be achieved when standing with the driver’s door open, ankle deep in flakes.

Emanuela_snow

It takes the form of a remote control for the vehicle’s brakes.

Ideally this would operate the main brakes in a gradual way (rather than the binary states offered by the handbrake).

This could be incorporated into one’s key fob and activated only when the engine was off.

As you rock the car back and forth to nudge it backwards, the brakes could be eased off and on from outside, allowing the car to make small, controllable progress.

This system might also come with a adjustable lock for the steering which could be set before moving the car a little and then reset, iterating slowly towards a target position.

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