#1383: MatchMachine

Today’s invention is intended to provide assistance to those men who are hopeless at coordinating clothes.

Imagine a vending machine which is full of blank ties in some natural, uncoloured material. A man in need of smartening up stands in front of the machine and is imaged by a camera in the machine.

Software on board identifies the shades already being worn and selects a tie pattern and colouration which will be inoffensive.

This is applied to a blank tie, dried and then passed to the customer, following the traditional transference of credit card data.

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