For someone who regards secrets as, in general, not healthy, I seem to spend a lot of time thinking about shredders.
Today’s invention is intended to add an extra measure of security to paper shredding by making the required orientation of the paper on insertion, non-obvious.
Thus, rather than just entering beautifully-aligned A4 sheets (which are measurably easier to reconstruct) this gives an added element of angular randomness to the direction of cut each time.
