#638: Sperm-detherm

Whether it’s by sitting on a heated carseat or when nursing a laptop (or doing both at once), men’s sperm quality is increasingly under attack from diverse thermal sources.

Today’s invention is a pair of jeans with a thermocouple wire embedded in the fabric supporting the fly buttons. One of these buttons would have an led placed centrally which would illuminate when the internal trouser temperature reached a predetermined level.

This would alert the wearer, concerned about his reproductive ability, to go for a cooling walk until the light switched off again.

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