#71: Prehab product

Today’s invention is a new product for the many sources of highly-priced therapy in connection with addictive behaviours.

Prehab is a tool which reads news feeds for the first appearance of each new name on the celebrity circuit. It allows exclusive rehab clinics to get in touch with these people before they develop an addiction and to provide them with a personalised risk assessment and information about the possible dangers of fame and fortune.

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This may not be enough to avert the problem entirely but it does allow each clinic to get their foot in the door as the first choice source of support if addiction rears its head later in an individual’s career. It also provides wannabees with a valuable indicator of having ‘made it’.

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