Category: Whimsical inventions

June 18, 2013

#2389: Batterotation

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 18 Jun 2013

Battery chargers are a bit boring.

Today’s invention is a way to reinject a little extra drama.

batterotate

Imagine a charger with no LED to indicate when the cells are charged.

Instead, there is a single small motor, fed from the mains and rotating the batteries slowly via a little gear.

When charging is complete, the batteries will have turn from showing eg a red outer side to a uniform green.

It would also be possible to have a message on the underside of the batteries, which would be revealed when they were ready.

June 17, 2013

#2388: Touchistory

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 17 Jun 2013

In future, when we are surrounded by domestic and workplace robots, it may be necessary to identify which was the one that made a dent in the car door or dropped that wine glass.

You could attempt to film them continuously or read back location logs for every one of the joints of a humanoid ‘bot, but both these approaches would require enormous amounts of datalogging and storage.

Lorenzo_González_red_robot

Today’s invention is therefore synthetic ‘fingerprints’ for robots.

These machines would have minute inkjet nozzles embedded within their ‘hands’ and elsewhere on their limbs.

These would react to any contact pressure by squirting a tiny spot of a personalised spray onto the surface in question.

The prints could be applied to surfaces that don’t work for human prints (eg fur) and they might be fluorescent under UV light, so that any errors or accidents could be easily detected and the droid responsible suitably adjusted.

June 12, 2013

#2384: ConDots

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 12 Jun 2013

The Gates Foundation recognises the importance of condom use to world health, so my application to them for funding will be based on today’s invention.

I’ve made suggestions before based on Alan Turing’s work on pattern formation.

spotcondom

In order to make men keener to use condoms, they should be patterned with spots (rather than stripes).

The effect of this is an apparent visual size increase, thus greatly incentivising the use of condoms.

I hope the image effectively illustrates this comparison (although the average contrast is not exactly equal in upper and lower images).

(My attempts to use other size illusions, such as Muller-Lyer were less convincing).

June 9, 2013

#2380: Biquad

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 09 Jun 2013

Today’s invention allows cycling to continue even on frosty roads.

Two cycles have their seats removed and are then joined by a single brace which slots into the seat post location on each and keeps the frames parallel.

biquad

This component has a single seat attached, as shown.

A rider can sit and propel this stable, four-wheeled vehicle using the two inner pedals, whilst steering via the inner ends of the handlebars (which could be linked together to coordinate the angle of turn).

May 26, 2013

#2366: Divairsion

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 26 May 2013

If you are an airforce tasked with enforcing a no-fly zone, or if you need to intercept a plane without destroying it, your options are currently limited.

Today’s invention is an unmanned aerial vehicle which might help.

lamprey

This is capable of flying at great speed and with none of the manoeuvring restrictions imposed by a flesh-and-blood crew.

The aircraft would approach and attach itself across one of the control surfaces of the target plane (probably using small harpoons and a number of high-tensile wire lassos).

It would then fire a retro rocket, causing both craft to slow significantly and allowing other such interceptors to catch up and latch on to flaps or ailerons.

Their coordinated activity would allow the target plane to be directed away from its current course and forced to make an emergency landing onto eg a nearby body of water (or a remote runway using the UAVs’ own wheels).

In this way, interesting military secrets could be obtained or terrorists thwarted, without loss of life.

May 23, 2013

#2364: CarriageUnder

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 23 May 2013

Today’s invention is an alternative undercarriage for heavy planes.

Rather than the traditional set of three wheels, a single tractor unit is centrally mounted.

carriageunder

This emerges from the belly of the plane when preparing to land. A pilot then controls the landing process from within this vehicle, which is large enough to support the aircraft, once landed, on its own.

Having parked, the vehicle can then be driven off, leaving the plane standing on the central pillar.

The undercarriage vehicle can be stocked with food, fuel etc elsewhere, then return with these supplies and replenish the plane via a lift in the support column.

April 29, 2013

#2340: FoamDome

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 29 Apr 2013

I’m now officially obsessed by cycle helmets (in addition to helicopters, crowd dynamics, Aston Martins…)

Imagine if sunglasses contained a number of small spray cans of that fast-setting builders’ foam used for sealing gaps in walls etc.

FoamDome

The resulting solid is fairly flexible and surprisingly impact-resistant. One might even employ the kind of foam used in non-lethal weapons to restrain rioters (but without the adhesive).

The sunglasses could be arranged so that an accelerometer detects any untoward movement towards the ground.

This would open the valves on the spray canisters, allowing the foam to escape and set within a few tens of milliseconds (ie before impact with vehicles or the road).

The effect would be to have a helmet’s protection without having to wear one.

It might later be really difficult to get out of one’s hair, but better that than a trip to an operating theatre.

Similar canisters could also be inserted into small pockets at the elbows and knees of one’s clothing.

April 14, 2013

#2324: ProfilePieces

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 14 Apr 2013

I’m no fan of monarchy, to say the least, but today’s invention is illustrated by the queen of england.

It’s a chess piece made using the figure/ground illusion.

chess

More specifically, the idea is to create chess sets, each piece of which would be made from the profile of one of some set of famous people, rotated about their vertical axis.

It could be the royal family of your choice, the 1966 world cup side or one of the Game of Thrones dynasties.

This would help to make chess more accessible to people who find knights, rooks and bishops hard to identify with.

April 8, 2013

#2319: CamouflAdge

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 08 Apr 2013

The advertising business is first and foremost about grabbing attention.

Whether on- or off-line, this has some downsides for the products concerned.

Troy_Stoi_billboard

Ads which are plastered everywhere lose their impact and I sense that people are beginning to dislike the fact that their environment is choked with maximum-colour, maximum-contrast, maximum-area selling messages.

Today’s invention is an advertisement which is designed to be unobtrusive and even calming. Billboards would simply be empty or blank frames. Online banners would be frames containing the page background colour.

Such an ad would say, in smallish letters on the frame, “This ad has been created by XYZ Corp and is intended show respect for our customers by not defacing their visual surroundings.”

April 2, 2013

#2311: Heartaser

Filed under: Whimsical inventions - 02 Apr 2013

Today’s invention is a personal defence system for those who have already suffered some kind of heart problem.

This takes the form of a sub-cutaneous defibrillator with an additional two electrodes facing outwards just beneath the skin.

Julia_Freeman-Woolpert_pacemaker

If a user of such a system is grabbed by an assailant, he or she would give them a bear hug or divert their hand onto the skin over the embedded unit.

This pressure would activate a switch which sets up a sudden voltage between the outward facing contacts (without disrupting the heart of the wearer of course).

A voltage of about 2kV would thus be applied across a small area of an attacker’s body…quite enough to discourage any further aggression.

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